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7 Useful Items for a Post-Apocalyptic World

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  So it is 2015 and so far the apocalypse hasn't occurred yet (unless it is a molasses-speed process consisting of idiots ruining ...

Shawty U Fine As Shit Tho Teddy Bear

post image Price: $21.00 From: Amazon.com

    Let your teddy bear do the talking, and talk her well. Shawty U Fine As Shit Tho, a phrase that's bagged more women than ...

Anger Management Ceramic Mug

post image Price: $9.05 From: Amazon.com

  I don’t need anger management…I need people to stop pissing me off. We love know we have that morning grouch, who isn’t ...

Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener

post image Price: $3.75 From: Amazon.com

  Oh goodness, it’s second grade all over again. You’re sitting there in class barely listening to the teacher, you’re bored and ...

Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper

post image Price: $12.89 From: Amazon.com

This was bought as a gag gift for my sister who loves to drink wine. She laughed hysterically when she opened it. I thought "awesome, I bought a ...

Redneck Wine Glass

post image Price: $8.95 From: Amazon.com

    Redneck with class! Just because you live in the backwoods in an RV with your Ma and Pa, doesn’t mean you ain’t fancy ...

Golf Ball Sack

post image Price: $15.95 From: Amazon.com

      I am very shocked that non of the elite golf players have stumbled upon this little gem already. I bought this for ...

60 Pound Wheel of Provolone Cheese

post image Price: $861.98 From: Amazon.com

    Dogs love food, especially cheese. What's that Baxter? You ate the whole wheel of cheese I just bought? I'm not even mad...No ...

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

post image Price: $13.95 From: Amazon.com

  The glass to all life problems. Perfect joke gift to for a friend who is a total wino, Cause we al know they are going to fill it pass ...

Crafting with Cat Hair

post image Price: $10.23 From: Amazon.com

          When my boss showed me this book at work, I couldn't believe it was real. It is. It really is. And I ...

Motorized Spinning Ice Cream Cone

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon.com

    This is all wrong, It is a disaster waiting to happen. While it may help you in your feat to get the last little bit of ice ...

Relaxation Capsule

post image Price: $49,995 From: Amazon.com

  This capsule has answered all of our babysitting needs. If you are like us, it is hard to find a babysitter for your rotten ...

Camel Toe Cover Pad

post image Price: $7.25 From: Amazon.com

    Let me just start by saying that if you even have to buy a form insert to prevent “camel toe” I think you need to stop ...

Finger Lights

post image Price: $6.71 From: Amazon.com

        Forget gloving, we’re bringing you ratting! You’ll look totally rad with these rats on your fingertips, I ...

iPad Toilet Paper Holder

post image Price: $34.83 From: Amazon.com

  Oh…I really have to go, but first…Let me take a selfie! And you never have to leave the comfortable of your toilet, you get a lot ...

Now That’s What I Call Shrek

post image Price: $4.95 From: Amazon.com

    Upon buying this CD, my life was changed forever, I feel as though I have gazed into the eyes of Shrek himself. Best money ...

Strawberry Slicer

post image Price: $4.05 From: Amazon.com

    I am in love with this product, I’ve made many of jams with this…As all it does is mash my strawberries, I am not ...

Hair Removal Gel for Men

post image Price: $10.99 From: Amazon.com

  Being a guy can’t be easy, I bought this for my bro, and man did you have story for this one “Being a loose cannon who does not ...

Chocolate Bunny Erasers

post image Price: $9.95 From: Amazon.com

    The Bunny Erasers/Chocolate - Basic School Supplies & Erasers & Pencil Toppers, was very misleading the day my mother ...

Cardboard Box Playhouse

post image Price: $53.95 From: Amazon.com

    Let’s see, so I’m paying $53.95 plus $10.49, for you to ship a 5ft CARDBOARD BOX (that’s probably packaged in an even ...

Inflatable Toast

post image Price: $9.89 From: Amazon.com

    Inflatable Toast, lunch wouldn’t be lunch without it.Honestly, I can’t see why a person would waste money on inflatable ...

Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding

post image Price: $40.15 From: Amazon.com

    An unfortunate name this product has.. Sounds like a disease. I shall share a simple, yet true limerick with you: There once ...

Wolf Urine – 32 oz

post image Price: $34.95 From: Amazon.com

        Wow, people will sell anything! Of course we need a 32 oz bottle of wolf urine laying around… We may need ...

Bondage Chair

post image Price: $70.03 From: Amazon.com

  Bondage Chair? No, try imprisoning exercise ball. It’s definitely a great gag gift (no pun intended) Because first, it will be very ...

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