Awesome Waste of Money

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

August 7, 2012

It’s peanut butter jelly time. This amazingly photo-realistic wallet is so convincing, school yard bullies will think they got away with stealing your lunch AND your lunch money. Each wallet ha...

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Solid Milk Chocolate Unique Novelty Gourmet Candy Gift Boxed Kiss My Ass & Heart For Adults

January 6, 2013

Solid Milk Chocolate Unique Novelty Gourmet Candy Gift Boxed Kiss My Ass & Heart For Adults. Actual product packaging and materials may contain more and different information than what is shown o...

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Ghostbusters Book Bag

March 29, 2012

Important safety tip: Don’t cross streams. Ever. If you are anything like us, you love the Ghostbusters franchise so much that you still (as a socially conscious adult) wish you had the...

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Money Stack Wallet

March 12, 2012

Yo dawg I heard you like money so we put money on yo wallet so you can keep yo money in yo money wallet. Not only is this a great way to hold what little money you have, its also a great way t...

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The Inflatable Star Trek Chair is the perfect chair to assert your dominance as the captain of your household. Inflate it and set it at the head of your table and proudly command your wife to pass y...

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Vulcan Beanie

March 12, 2012

Live long and prosper. Or should we say live lonely and never procreate? The Vulcan Beanie ensures the fact that it would be illogical for any female to come within 50 feet of you (yes even blue on...

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Always Sunny MAC System Shirt

May 11, 2012

Move In After Completion (of the DENNIS system) and leave the scraps to Dr. Toboggan. Just make sure you have packed on lean pounds of mass, lest ye become Fat Mac (Breathe and Eat separately). One o...

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Wedding Ring Brass Knuckles

February 21, 2012

Nothing says “I want a divorce” like a swift punch to the jaw wearing these bad boys. Be careful who you give these to, or “’till death do us part” may become a painful...

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