55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

Price: $2,000.00 From: Amazon

That’s right you read that correctly. This is a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant. Now we know you are not actually attractive enough to have sex with anyone, but think of all the other things this could be used for. Such as: slip and slides, repopulating the elephant population in africa, or just squeezing your fat ass in to those jeans you wore back in ’88. Nothing in your life will ever chafe again when you buy this 55 Gallon Drum Of Lube.