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What is all the rubbish and hoop-blah about?

Geek gifts! We are your number one site for geek gifts! Some jackasses decided to showcase some bizarre, useful, weird, and ridiculous shit that you can waste money on from around the corners of the web….wait, is it even proper to describe the vast conceptual entity known as “The Internet” in three dimensional terms? Aw, fuck it; I digress.

Anyway, keep an eye peeled (yea, I am on a roll with these stupid idioms [oh look, another one!]) for new content as we are as prolific as two copulating rabbits with the metabolisms of a hummingbird on meth.

Feel free to send us some feedback–we love that shit–and leave some comments, or submit some items you want us to riff on.

 

What dastardly derelicts are responsible for this offensive trash?

Zackee P: He’s the asshole behind the idea and most of the design. If something sucks it is probably his fault. When he is not wasting his time in a dark, cave-like living room on the Internet, he can be found in the same exact spot making dub-step instead. He has been known to drink a gallon of beer and kick his friends, but all-in-all he has a heart of (fools) gold.

Lemerchand: All this pretentious fuck does is talk, drink, play video-games, and talk–loud. He likes indie music and wears thick-rimmed glasses that he is unable to see without. He thinks he is hella smart. Maybe he is; it is hard to tell with all the slurring. If you are interested in music and you aren’t a stupid jackass then you might like to listen to one of his projects; like this, this, or (his favorite) this.