Arkeg Drink n Game

Price: $3999 From: drinkngame.com

We tend to make fun of shit, here at AWoM. We like to poke fun at our geeky and pure (of genitals) brethren. We, in a single stroke of our QWERTY keypads, will offend a entire slew of soccer-moms with quips about dead hookers while concurrently juggling the hilarity of the STD-ridden college bro stereotype.

We like to drink. We like video games. We love novel and unique items. What can I do?There is absoloutley nothing I can say to make you laugh AT this item. It is complete perfection. The Arkeg Drink n’ Game features 69 classic arcade games (but you can actually add to the catalog!). This freaking thing can even play flash games on the internet.

As if that wasn’t enough, it also serves up fresh draft beer from a 5-gallon keg (that is about 55 beers) so that you don’t have to walk the whole 5-feet over to the fridge, or piss off your significant other in the acquisition process.