Bug Vacuum Gun
Price: $29.99 From: ThinkGeek
Spiders, flies, and bugs! Oh my! The Bug Vacuum Gun sucks, literally. Did you flip a coin and decide to be merciful to that pesky fly that’s been pestering you all day? Well then this is the gun for you. Simply point this at any pest in your vicinity (sorry doesn’t work on mother-in-laws that’s what real guns are for), pull the trigger, and the little bugger is sucked into a cartridge in the gun to dispose of how you see fit. Chaining it in your basement and torturing it for days on end is a little harsh, but hey, that’s what it gets for landing on your sandwich.
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