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Brass Balls

post image Price: $10.79 From: Amazon

      Haha, perfect gift for the badass in your life, My husband is full blown Irish, and of course thinks he always has ...

Coca Cola Stash Safe

post image Price: $7.75 From: Amazon

  Clever little find here, you can stash almost anything in here! When mine arrived a quickly started putting anything I could think of ...

Control a Cat Remote Control

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon

    I bought this as a joke to my friend who is basic the cat lady, And she literally tried to “control” her cats with ...

Refillable Watch Lighter

post image Price: $12.38 From: Amazon

    Can an Apple watch light your cigarette? Didn't think ...

Shaving Cream Can Safe

post image Price: $16.50 From: Amazon

    I needed a vessel to safely transport viable dinosaur embryos from a secret compound on an island in South America. I ...

Movie Theater Glasses

post image Price: $99.99 From: Amazon

  Make your own popcorn and sit in your own chair to enjoy your next movie ...

Never Touch Your Pet Again Petter

post image Price: $6.89 From: Amazon

  Original Price: $11.49 I’m sure whoever came up with this was thinking “well I’m not lazy to give my pet the love and attention ...

Desktop Cell Phone Holder

post image Price: $14.49 From: Amazon

  Original Price: $22.99 Sooo..it holds your phone, but does it charge it? It nice to have your cell phone sitting on a pedestal ...

Sports Car Head Razor

post image Price: $11.01 From: Amazon

  Original Price: $16.33 Triple blade technology. Ergonomic design. Atra compatible adaptor standard. Sensor compatible adaptor ...

Da Vinci Catapult Kit

post image Price: $28.34 From: Amazon

  Original Price: $44.94   The Leonardo Da Vinci catapult model is scaled to size and fully functions to demonstrate the ...

8 Colorful Products to Make Every Day a Rave Party

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Day or night, adding a little color to your life can be a good thing. Maybe it's the first thing in the morning shower, or perhaps an end of the ...

Apple Watch Band

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon

  Everyone will have one of these soon, but not everyone will have the genuine leather band. Separate yourself ...