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Strawberry Slicer

post image Price: $4.05 From: Amazon.com

    I am in love with this product, I’ve made many of jams with this…As all it does is mash my strawberries, I am not ...

Electric Spin the Bottle Game

post image Price: $54.69 From: Amazon.com

  The youth of today are lazier than ever! That’s why they have invented an Electronic Spin the Bottle, these days, if its not a touch ...

Pet Feet Sweepers

post image Price: $7.99 From: Amazon.com

  Put your little furry friends to work, they live there so they should tae part in the chores too. They have 4 legs anyways, 4 times the ...

Desk Plate for Boss

post image Price: $14.95 From: Amazon.com

Get on your boss’s good side with this one. Think the man in charge is a real piece of work? Get ‘em this for their desk, and you’ll have ...

Giant Ear iPhone Case

post image Price: $3.91 From: Amazon.com

  Can you hear me now?…How about now? Now? Good! Mom’s always saying I never listen to her, so to shut her up and prove to her that ...

Shock Chewing Gum

post image Price: $1.48 From: Amazon.com

  Best gift by far! Having those friends and family members who are always asking for a piece of your gum, just got entertaining. The ...

New Parent Survival Kit

post image Price: $13.25 From: Amazon.com

The New Parent Survival Kit is a must for a new dad or dad to be! That little bundle of joy is all cute and cuddly…Until it makes that face, and ...

Fart Extinguisher

post image Price: $1.68 From: Amazon.com

You know that one person who’s always farting around after a big Mexican fiesta of a meal. They just so happened to have had the triple bean ...

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

post image Price: $13.52 From: Amazon.com

  Ah yes, perfect gift for the red wine lover. Study’s have shown that one glass of wine a day is actually good for your ...

Fuck It! Button

post image Price: $8.99 From: Amazon.com

  Long day at work? annoyingly boring Saturday night? Well let’s just let this button say it all!…Has the boss given you a mountain ...

Hump Day Camel Notepad

post image Price: $3.95 From: Amazon.com

What day is today?! Your favorite commercial camel is back, now you can have an appropriate notepad to write down all your Wednesday needs/and ...

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank

post image Price: $19,999 From: Amazon.com

Whether you're Dan Bilzerian or just a random worldy do-gooder, everyone needs their own Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank. A group of 5 friends can ...