Egg and Pancake Molder
Price: $5.99 From: Perpetual Kid
Arr, matey! Show people how poisonous your cooking is–visually– with the skull and cross bones Egg/Pancake Molder. At about 6 and a half inches (FINALLY, you can serve your woman something worthwhile) in diameter, these versatile molders work with pancakes, eggs, or even as a cookie cutter. (Scurvy sold separately). Click here to purchase the Egg and Pancake Molder.
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