Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

Price: $11.99 From: Amazon

Alright picture this:  It’s 1 am and your girlfriend is passed out next to you after a night of heavy drinking and fast food.  Your buzz has worn off and it’s time to release the Poop Kraken.  Being the gentleman that you are, you trudge your way to the shitter in pitch blackness so as to not wake your passed out princess.  Except wait, its not pitch black.  Your actually being guided to the bathroom by the glow of your newly purchased glow in the dark turd paper.  Now you can grunt out a deuce in peace and your girlfriend will be none the wiser.


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