Mo-Tool Axe

Price: $37.60 From: Amazon

Are you sick of rummaging through drawers and boxes looking for the right tool? Is it getting to be too much to remember where you placed that screwdriver? Is your hostage getting away?

Finally, every tool you could ever need in one convenient hand-held solution. This is the perfect gift to purchase that crackhead burglar friend of yours, I mean look, it’s got screwdrivers, wire cutters, pliers, can opener, files, a hammer, and even a murder axe for unruly hostages*.

*Awesome Waste of Money does NOT condone burglary, murder, or any other criminal behavior. If you are considering a home invasion, please consider alternative methods of procuring money or a thrill.

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