NES Controller Pillow
Price: $35.00 From: Etsy
Let’s face it, you’ve spent more time playing the NES then you’ve spent playing with yourself, which is quite the accomplishment. This cuddly NES Controller Pillow is probably the only thing you’ll ever get to cuddle with in your life, so why not treat yourself? Each pillow is filled with non-allergenic stuffing and measures 26 inches long and 12 inches tall.
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