Awesome Waste of Money

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

March 18, 2012

Remember when you were a kid, and you would set up sand castles, then knock them down while pretending to be a giant monster? Well, now you can pretend to eat the freaking titanic, you dirty ole Krak...

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Will Ferrell’s Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen Benefiting Cancer for College

December 24, 2012

Are you Sexy? Are You Hot? Then who wouldnt want a sexy, hot tan? This sunscreen is made with our very own streaking strength formula plus one. All of our sunscreen products come in 6 o...

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Semen Cookbook

March 6, 2012

When I first saw this book, I thought it had to be a gag (uh…wrong choice of wording). But it is not. Semen, this book purports, is an overlooked and healthy ingredient in culinary arts. Eh, I&...

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Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks

March 28, 2012

As if this franchise did not have enough memorabilia. Great, just great, now your collection is incomplete…again! Acquiesce to the dark side and beg your roommate (mom) for some of these damned...

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Poop Soap

February 19, 2012

Want your poop to smell like roses? Well then check out these poop soap bars. Put these in your bathroom and scare the shit out of even your most constipated guests. Each soap bar is about 6 inche...

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Pizza Shirt

June 20, 2012

Love pizza? Why not wear it? This Pepperoni Pizza Shirt is the real high definition deal. Transform your pudgy acne covered torso into a delicious and irresistible treat that is sure to score you a...

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Gameboy Mug

March 11, 2012

It’s hard to believe that the Nintendo Gameboy will be 21 years old this year. Celebrate the birth of the handheld console that kept you entertained as a child by filling your Gameboy Mug up w...

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Fantasy Football Green T-Shirt by CafePress

December 24, 2012

Go green Freshen up your wardrobe with attention-grabbing green. Not only is this 100% Hanes Authentic T preshrunk and durable, itandrsquo;s the most comfortable t-shirt ever. Stand out in a crowd; r...

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