Color Changing Showerhead
Price: $29.00 From: Amazon
Want to feel absolutely fabulouthhhh? Well then take a nice steamy shower with the Color Changing Rainbow Showerhead. The colors cycle ...
Star Wars Storm Trooper Hoodie
Price: $89.00 From: Marc Ecko
The Star Wars Storm Trooper Hoodie is a great way to keep warm, while simultaneously looking like you’re in the KKK. We recommend you avoid ...
Zombie Bed Sheets
Price: $135.00 From: Amazon.com
Do your children run to your room in the middle of the night for safety after having a nightmare? Not any more. Become their nightmare, and ...
TRON Light Cycle
Price: $55,000 From: Hammacher
Alright I'll be the first to say it, this looks like it would be a pain in the nuts to drive. But hey, sometimes you have to sacrifice a ...
Lighted Slippers
Price: $29.95 From: As Seen On TV
How many times have you gotten out of bed at night to drop a deuce, and successfully run into every single item of furniture in your apartment ...
Shot and Pint Drinking Glasses
Price: $19.95 From: Home Wet Bar
Alcoholics rejoice, the Shot and Pint Drinking Glasses are here. No more losing your beer when you stop to take a shot. Unfortunately, we ...
C3P0 Backpack
Price: $39.99 From: Amazon
C-3PO, human-cyborg relations, in backpack form. This is probably one of the coolest backpacks I have ever seen. We all remember when good ...
Minecraft 8-bit Foam Pickaxe
Price: $21.99 From: Amazon
Tunnel your way out of any situation with the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe (data value 274). This pickaxe is made out of heavy duty EVA foam, ...
Half Life Headcrab Hat
Price: $29.99 From: ThinkGeek
Ahh Half-life. So many wasted childhood hours spent playing this game. And by wasted I mean drunk. I miss the hours spent wildly swinging ...
Star Wars Wampa Rug
Price: $119.99 From: ThinkGeek
The Star Wars Wampa Rug is the perfect buy if your looking to spruce up your nerd den. Imagine your fat, naked body posed in a "come hither" ...
8-Bit Flower Bouquet
Price: $14.99 From: ThinkGeek
Give the gift of geek to your princess in the castle, or the old school gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet stands up straight, or ...
R2D2 Helmet
Price: $84.00 From: All Sport Protection
Beboobeep! The R2D2 Helmet is here to keep your virginity safe and sound. This is a must for any Star Wars fan. The helmet sports cool ...
Brass Knuckles Taser
Price: $47.53 From: Amazon
Tired of normal brass knuckles? Looking to add an extra punch to your...punch? Well then check out these awesome brass knuckles. Not only can ...
Glow-in-the-Dark Crowbar
Price: $49.99 From: Glowbar
Every wanted to beat the shit out of someone in the dark with a crowbar and couldn't? Well now you can. The Glow-in-the-Dark Crowbar makes ...
Bacon Flavored Toothpaste
Price: 7.95 From: Amazon
If you love bacon enough to brush your teeth with it, you may have a problem. That's ok, we don't judge. Other people may when they smell ...
Lego Couple’s Necklace
Price: $10.00 From: Etsy
Give the gift that says "I will never Lego". Buy the Lego Couple's Necklace for your loved one this Valentines Day. Just make sure you ...
Realistic Black Guy Mask
Price: $810.00 From: SPFX Masks
An amazingly realistic mask made by SPFX Masks. So realistic in fact, it's even been used in bank robbery attempts. With this mask, your own ...
Mustache Ring
Price: $55.00 From: Etsy
Unable to grow facial hair? That's ok, most little girls can't either. You can however buy this ring. Doesn't quite make up for your ...
China Brass Knuckles
Price: $60.00 From: Etsy
Someone stealing your fine china? Beat the shit out of them with Fine China Knuckles. Now you can commit very artistic felonies. They ...
Underwear Flask
Price: $24.95 From: Freedom Flask
Want to pull a "drunk Jesus" and turn urine into wine? Well at least make it look like you are. With the "Freedom Flask" now you can. Fill ...
Cthulu Ski Mask
Price: $45.00 From: Ebay
Hear that? That's The Call of Cthulu's Ski Mask. Impress your friends, and frighten young children with your warm, pulpy, tentacled head. Don't be ...
Like and Dislike Stamps
Price: $10.99 From: Amazon
Bring Facebook into real life situations with the Like and Dislike stamps. Did your friend say something stupid? How about a giant dislike ...
Star Wars X Wing Pilot Hoodie
Price: $150.00 From: Marc Ecko
Go from bulls eyeing Womp rats, to bulls eyeing bitches over night, when you sport the amazing Star Wars X Wing Pilot Hoodie. You WILL get ...
Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
Price: $99.99 From: ThinkGeek
Thought they smelled bad on the outside? Well their comfortable as shit on the inside. This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a ...