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Star Wars Storm Trooper Hoodie

post image Price: $89.00 From: Marc Ecko

The Star Wars Storm Trooper Hoodie is a great way to keep warm, while simultaneously looking like you’re in the KKK.  We recommend you avoid ...

Zombie Bed Sheets

post image Price: $135.00 From: Amazon.com

Do your children run to your room in the middle of the night for safety after having a nightmare?  Not any more.  Become their nightmare, and ...

TRON Light Cycle

post image Price: $55,000 From: Hammacher

Alright I'll be the first to say it, this looks like it would be a pain in the nuts to drive.  But hey, sometimes you have to sacrifice a ...

Lighted Slippers

post image Price: $29.95 From: As Seen On TV

How many times have you gotten out of bed at night to drop a deuce, and successfully run into every single item of furniture in your apartment ...

Shot and Pint Drinking Glasses

post image Price: $19.95 From: Home Wet Bar

Alcoholics rejoice, the Shot and Pint Drinking Glasses are here.  No more losing your beer when you stop to take a shot.  Unfortunately, we ...

C3P0 Backpack

post image Price: $39.99 From: Amazon

C-3PO, human-cyborg relations, in backpack form.  This is probably one of the coolest backpacks I have ever seen.  We all remember when good ...

Minecraft 8-bit Foam Pickaxe

post image Price: $21.99 From: Amazon

Tunnel your way out of any situation with the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe (data value 274).    This pickaxe is made out of  heavy duty EVA foam, ...

Half Life Headcrab Hat

post image Price: $29.99 From: ThinkGeek

Ahh Half-life.  So many wasted childhood hours spent playing this game.  And by wasted I mean drunk.  I miss the hours spent wildly swinging ...

Star Wars Wampa Rug

post image Price: $119.99 From: ThinkGeek

The Star Wars Wampa Rug is the perfect buy if your looking to spruce up your nerd den.  Imagine your fat, naked body posed in a "come hither" ...

8-Bit Flower Bouquet

post image Price: $14.99 From: ThinkGeek

Give the gift of geek to your princess in the castle, or the old school gamer in your life.    The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet stands up straight, or ...

R2D2 Helmet

post image Price: $84.00 From: All Sport Protection

Beboobeep!  The R2D2 Helmet is here to keep your virginity safe and sound.  This is a must for any Star Wars fan.  The helmet sports cool ...

Brass Knuckles Taser

post image Price: $47.53 From: Amazon

Tired of normal brass knuckles?  Looking to add an extra punch to your...punch?  Well then check out these awesome brass knuckles.  Not only can ...

Glow-in-the-Dark Crowbar

post image Price: $49.99 From: Glowbar

Every wanted to beat the shit out of someone in the dark with a crowbar and couldn't?  Well now you can.  The Glow-in-the-Dark Crowbar makes ...

Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

post image Price: 7.95 From: Amazon

If you love bacon enough to brush your teeth with it, you may have a problem.  That's ok, we don't judge.  Other people may when they smell ...

Lego Couple’s Necklace

post image Price: $10.00 From: Etsy

  Give the gift that says "I will never Lego".  Buy the Lego Couple's Necklace for your loved one this Valentines Day.  Just make sure you ...

Realistic Black Guy Mask

post image Price: $810.00 From: SPFX Masks

An amazingly realistic mask made by SPFX Masks.   So realistic in fact, it's even been used in bank robbery attempts.  With this mask, your own ...

Mustache Ring

post image Price: $55.00 From: Etsy

Unable to grow facial hair?  That's ok, most little girls can't either.  You can however buy this ring.  Doesn't quite make up for your ...

China Brass Knuckles

post image Price: $60.00 From: Etsy

Someone stealing your fine china?  Beat the shit out of them with Fine China Knuckles.  Now you can commit very artistic felonies.  They ...

Underwear Flask

post image Price: $24.95 From: Freedom Flask

Want to pull a "drunk Jesus" and turn urine into wine?  Well at least make it look like you are.  With the "Freedom Flask" now you can.  Fill ...

Cthulu Ski Mask

post image Price: $45.00 From: Ebay

Hear that? That's The Call of Cthulu's Ski Mask. Impress your friends, and frighten young children with your warm, pulpy, tentacled head. Don't be ...

Like and Dislike Stamps

post image Price: $10.99 From: Amazon

Bring Facebook into real life situations with the Like and Dislike stamps.  Did your friend say something stupid?  How about a giant dislike ...

Star Wars X Wing Pilot Hoodie

post image Price: $150.00 From: Marc Ecko

Go from bulls eyeing Womp rats, to bulls eyeing bitches over night, when you sport the amazing Star Wars X Wing Pilot Hoodie.  You WILL get ...

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

post image Price: $99.99 From: ThinkGeek

Thought they smelled bad on the outside?  Well their comfortable as shit on the inside.  This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a ...

Pizza Pillow

post image Price: $19.24 From: Amazon

Is that delivery?  No.  It's a  f*cking pillow.  Lay your chubby, sleepy head to rest on the comfiest, tastiest pillow you will ever ...

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