Shit Bitch Bear

Price: $14.00 From: Amazon.com


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 Shakespeare speared honeys with iambic pentameter, Justin Timberlake shook his bleached tips all over your camera, and Brad Pitt just took his shirt off. What have you done? When you think of romantic love, chances are you think of long walks on the beach or a bouquet of flowers. Perhaps you simply hold your farts in until she leaves the room. Point is, we all have our own definition of love, and just when you thought you ran out of ideas for your bitch, this beautiful product comes along. Behold, the Shit Bitch Bear.

In the small chance this bear doesn’t tickle your fancy, we’ve found a few more that may suffice. Always remember that there are multiple ways to let your bitch know how you feel, and you should never be restricted to one tweet-sized expression or romantic gesture. 

“Shawty You Fine As Shit” (already available through AwesomeWaste)

Shawty Bear

“Aye Bitch I’m Tryna Holla”

Aye Tryna Holla

Enjoy, and have a Happy Valentine’s Day. Or if you’re just the year-round type of romantic, check out Awesome Waste’s romantic gift section here.

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