Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper

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Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper

This was bought as a gag gift for my sister who loves to drink wine. She laughed hysterically when she opened it. I thought “awesome, I bought a great gift” Boy was I wrong. 2 months later my sister tells us all that she’s pregnant. And guess who the father is???? Sir Perky! You Jerk!!!!!! I trusted him to cork her wine and stop there! First he tried to to deny he was the father but one look at that plastic red little child that popped out of my sister and we knew for sure he was the father. We didn’t even need Maury Povich to intervene. To summarize, its a nice little wine stop that’s great as a gag gift but he cannot be trusted around the ladies, period.


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