Snail Slime Facial Cream

Price: $8.90 From: Amazon

Apparently, I was sleeping under a rock when Snail Slime Facial Creme became a fad. Supposedly, antioxidant-rich, Snail Slime [supposedly] has restorative powers to fight wrinkles and scars. Personally, I’d like to see a bit more science behind the claim before I run out into my yard rubbing snails asses on my face, but you go right ahead. This one goes out to my overly self-conscious soccer moms. Much love ladies.