Star Wars Chewbacca Hoodie
Price: $69.50 From: Amazon
Want to look like a giant walking carpet? Well then check out the Star Wars Chewbacca Hoodie. How can you tell if that’s a guy in a Wookie Hoodie or an actual Wookie you might ask? Go up and ask him, if he rips your arms out of their sockets its a Wookie, either that or a meth head Star Wars Fan. They do that too. Either way, let them win. Each hoodie is 100% polyester and 100% awesome.
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