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The 10 Most Awesome Star Wars Gifts

post image Price: Imperial Credit From: Far Far Away

  Need we say more...? Alas, the 10 most Awesome Star Wars gifts available.   1.) Wookie Cookie Cookbook [caption ...

Darth Vader Plush Toy

post image Price: $11.77 From: Amazon.com

      Is your love dark? Then this Darth Vader plush toy may be perfectly awesome for you. Wow him or her with your ...

Sex Positions Dice Game

post image Price: $4.99 From: Amazon.com

      The oldest game in the book. No, not dice...sex! Combine that with one of the other oldest games in the book, dice, ...

Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener

post image Price: $3.75 From: Amazon.com

  Oh goodness, it’s second grade all over again. You’re sitting there in class barely listening to the teacher, you’re bored and ...

Golf Ball Sack

post image Price: $15.95 From: Amazon.com

      I am very shocked that non of the elite golf players have stumbled upon this little gem already. I bought this for ...

Motorized Spinning Ice Cream Cone

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon.com

    This is all wrong, It is a disaster waiting to happen. While it may help you in your feat to get the last little bit of ice ...

Finger Lights

post image Price: $6.71 From: Amazon.com

        Forget gloving, we’re bringing you ratting! You’ll look totally rad with these rats on your fingertips, I ...

Now That’s What I Call Shrek

post image Price: $4.95 From: Amazon.com

    Upon buying this CD, my life was changed forever, I feel as though I have gazed into the eyes of Shrek himself. Best money ...

Chocolate Bunny Erasers

post image Price: $9.95 From: Amazon.com

    The Bunny Erasers/Chocolate - Basic School Supplies & Erasers & Pencil Toppers, was very misleading the day my mother ...

Cardboard Box Playhouse

post image Price: $53.95 From: Amazon.com

    Let’s see, so I’m paying $53.95 plus $10.49, for you to ship a 5ft CARDBOARD BOX (that’s probably packaged in an even ...

Bondage Chair

post image Price: $70.03 From: Amazon.com

  Bondage Chair? No, try imprisoning exercise ball. It’s definitely a great gag gift (no pun intended) Because first, it will be very ...

Electric Spin the Bottle Game

post image Price: $54.69 From: Amazon.com

  The youth of today are lazier than ever! That’s why they have invented an Electronic Spin the Bottle, these days, if its not a touch ...