Fun and useless trifles, replicas and knick-knacks. Follow @AwesomeWaste for more!


Motorized Spinning Ice Cream Cone

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon.com

    This is all wrong, It is a disaster waiting to happen. While it may help you in your feat to get the last little bit of ice ...

Finger Lights

post image Price: $6.71 From: Amazon.com

        Forget gloving, we’re bringing you ratting! You’ll look totally rad with these rats on your fingertips, I ...

Now That’s What I Call Shrek

post image Price: $4.95 From: Amazon.com

    Upon buying this CD, my life was changed forever, I feel as though I have gazed into the eyes of Shrek himself. Best money ...

Chocolate Bunny Erasers

post image Price: $9.95 From: Amazon.com

    The Bunny Erasers/Chocolate - Basic School Supplies & Erasers & Pencil Toppers, was very misleading the day my mother ...

Cardboard Box Playhouse

post image Price: $53.95 From: Amazon.com

    Let’s see, so I’m paying $53.95 plus $10.49, for you to ship a 5ft CARDBOARD BOX (that’s probably packaged in an even ...

Bondage Chair

post image Price: $70.03 From: Amazon.com

  Bondage Chair? No, try imprisoning exercise ball. It’s definitely a great gag gift (no pun intended) Because first, it will be very ...

Electric Spin the Bottle Game

post image Price: $54.69 From: Amazon.com

  The youth of today are lazier than ever! That’s why they have invented an Electronic Spin the Bottle, these days, if its not a touch ...

Potty Fisher Toilet Fishing Game

post image Price: $11.50 From: Amazon.com

  Newspapers and magazines in the bathroom are so a thing of the last, while your passing lunch, you can be brushing up on your fishing ...

Shock Chewing Gum

post image Price: $1.48 From: Amazon.com

  Best gift by far! Having those friends and family members who are always asking for a piece of your gum, just got entertaining. The ...

Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

post image Price: $6.21 From: Amazon.com

When it arrived I had a good laugh and I couldn't wait to show my friends. I took a hit of the minty spray and instantly sounded like an ...

Gentleman Baby Mustache Pacifier

post image Price: $6.99 From: Amazon.com

You’re never too young to be a gent! And this pacifier proves it. My baby went gaga over her new Gentleman Baby Mustache Pacifier, she ...

Fart Extinguisher

post image Price: $1.68 From: Amazon.com

You know that one person who’s always farting around after a big Mexican fiesta of a meal. They just so happened to have had the triple bean ...