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Potty Fisher Toilet Fishing Game

post image Price: $11.50 From: Amazon.com

  Newspapers and magazines in the bathroom are so a thing of the last, while your passing lunch, you can be brushing up on your fishing ...

Shock Chewing Gum

post image Price: $1.48 From: Amazon.com

  Best gift by far! Having those friends and family members who are always asking for a piece of your gum, just got entertaining. The ...

Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

post image Price: $6.21 From: Amazon.com

When it arrived I had a good laugh and I couldn't wait to show my friends. I took a hit of the minty spray and instantly sounded like an ...

Gentleman Baby Mustache Pacifier

post image Price: $6.99 From: Amazon.com

You’re never too young to be a gent! And this pacifier proves it. My baby went gaga over her new Gentleman Baby Mustache Pacifier, she ...

Fart Extinguisher

post image Price: $1.68 From: Amazon.com

You know that one person who’s always farting around after a big Mexican fiesta of a meal. They just so happened to have had the triple bean ...

Fuck It! Button

post image Price: $8.99 From: Amazon.com

  Long day at work? annoyingly boring Saturday night? Well let’s just let this button say it all!…Has the boss given you a mountain ...

Zombie Foot Dog Toy

post image Price: $3.95 From: Amazon.com

Think your dog is a Walking Dead fan?…. The neighbors will surely think so, Why he’s not vicious, just playing with his severed Zombie ...

Rabbit Plunger Blaster

post image Price: $17.49 From: Amazon.com

This toy farts and flushes, and according to the reviews can withstand the tumultuous damage inflicted by playing children. Whether it's for you ...

Blue LED Snakehead Watch

post image Price: $20.99 From: Amazon.com

Apple ain't got nothing on this fine piece of technology. Easy to use and even cooler to look at. Check out this watch by ...

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

post image Price: $6.35 From: Amazon.com

Obviously your cat will LOVE this, but it's also a special treat for you owners. Place this puppy on top of your cat's cranium and let the good ...

Nicolas Cage ‘See you in my dreams’ Pillowcase

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon.com

  Nick Cage Fun fact: Cage ate a live cockroach for his role in 1989's 'Vampire's Kiss' -- although, allegedly, the film's director only ...

Official Bullsh!t Button

post image Price: $7.51 From: Amazon.com

  This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, ...