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Fuck It! Button

post image Price: $8.99 From: Amazon.com

  Long day at work? annoyingly boring Saturday night? Well let’s just let this button say it all!…Has the boss given you a mountain ...

Zombie Foot Dog Toy

post image Price: $3.95 From: Amazon.com

Think your dog is a Walking Dead fan?…. The neighbors will surely think so, Why he’s not vicious, just playing with his severed Zombie ...

Rabbit Plunger Blaster

post image Price: $17.49 From: Amazon.com

This toy farts and flushes, and according to the reviews can withstand the tumultuous damage inflicted by playing children. Whether it's for you ...

Blue LED Snakehead Watch

post image Price: $20.99 From: Amazon.com

Apple ain't got nothing on this fine piece of technology. Easy to use and even cooler to look at. Check out this watch by ...

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

post image Price: $6.35 From: Amazon.com

Obviously your cat will LOVE this, but it's also a special treat for you owners. Place this puppy on top of your cat's cranium and let the good ...

Nicolas Cage ‘See you in my dreams’ Pillowcase

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon.com

  Nick Cage Fun fact: Cage ate a live cockroach for his role in 1989's 'Vampire's Kiss' -- although, allegedly, the film's director only ...

Official Bullsh!t Button

post image Price: $7.51 From: Amazon.com

  This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, ...

Glow in the Dark Pixelated Gamer Sunglasses

post image Price: $9.99 From: Amazon.com

Nothing fancy, just cool...really, really cool. Click here to purchase the Glow in the Dark Pixelated Gamer ...

Playmobil Security Check Point

post image Price: $39.99 From: Amazon.com

The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. ...

St. Patty’s Day Condoms, Variety 12-Pack

post image Price: $12.95 From: Amazon.com

Get lucky. Click here to purchase the St. Patty's Day Condoms, Variety ...

Tyrannosaurus Rex, 8 feet tall

post image Price: $561.70 From: Amazon.com

This 96" tall T-Rex is a great decoration for any theme party or event. Perfect for displays, birthday gifts, advertising, marketing, museums, ...

Pulp Fiction Bad Mother $&#@er Wallet

post image Price: $19.99 From: Amazon.com

...and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you ...