Fun and useless trifles, replicas and knick-knacks. Follow @AwesomeWaste for more!


Dead Space Plasma Cutter

post image Price: $239.99 From: Amazon

Guys: This awesomely detailed life-sized replica of Isaac Clarke's plasma cutter from Dead Space 2 is fucking amazing. Don't be afraid of it ...

Shit Bitch Bear

post image Price: $14.00 From: Love is Lame

 Shakespeare speared honeys with iambic pentameter, Justin Timberlake shook his bleached tips all over your camera, and Brad Pitt just took his ...

Portal Gun Replica

post image Price: $170 From: Hobby Search

For $170 please don't expect to receive a functional Portal Gun when you order this.  You will, however, get a fully functional, very ...

Chemistry Wall Clock

post image Price: $17.99 From: Amazon

Need a gift idea for that nerdy egg-head [insert relation]? This clock's modest requirements for operation are 1 AA battery and perpetual ...

Liquid Ass

post image Price: $5.84 From: Amazon

Too lazy to eat some wet chorizo burritos to generate that eau de shart? Spray a dab of Liquid Ass to piss off some assholes in the elevator. ...

Army of Darkness Necronomicon Book

post image Price: $35.00 From: Amazon

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!  And this is the Army of Darkness Necronomicon Book.   Any ...

Back to the Future DeLorean Lego Set

post image Price: $129.99 From: Amazon

Great Scott!  It's the Back to the Future DeLorean Lego Set.   Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly.  You need this, and you needed ...

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver

post image Price: $21.00 From: Amazon

Each Sonic Screwdriver feels just perfect. It doesn't really do all the cool things in the series (just in case the Cybermen are able to buy ...

Toddler Roller Coaster

post image Price: $94.88 From: Amazon

Let your child experience the up-and-down thrills of a roller coaster in the safety of your living room or driveway with the Up and Down Roller ...