Fun and useless trifles, replicas and knick-knacks. Follow @AwesomeWaste for more!


Rocket Launcher Alarm

post image Price: $19.95 From: Amazon

Ground control to Major Tom: take your protein pills and have a little yawn... The Rocket Launcher Alarm is a great gift for that sleepyhead who ...

Lego Salt and Pepper Shakers

post image Price: $29.99 From: Amazon

Relive some childhood joy with these Lego Salt and Pepper Shakers! Do not let Mr. Salt's smiling face deceive you, they are labeled for ages of 5+ ...

Bongzilla 6 Person Beer-Bong

post image Price: $43.69 From: Amazon

This device is an ingenious concept for college party debauchery.  It can even be used for strengthening solidarity; bros who beer bong--get ...

16 Shot Glass Roulette

post image Price: $20.00 From: Amazon

It is about time someone combined my two favorite vices. Now I can obsessively gamble on my own inebriation. Place your bets, spin the wheel, take ...

7″ Iggy Pop Action Figure

post image Price: $17.99 From: Amazon

Here it is ladies and gents. Play out all those unrealized rock-star dreams with this realistic 7" Iggy Pop action figure, complete with ...

Dead Space Plasma Cutter

post image Price: $239.99 From: Amazon

Guys: This awesomely detailed life-sized replica of Isaac Clarke's plasma cutter from Dead Space 2 is fucking amazing. Don't be afraid of it ...

Shit Bitch Bear

post image Price: $14.00 From: Love is Lame

 Shakespeare speared honeys with iambic pentameter, Justin Timberlake shook his bleached tips all over your camera, and Brad Pitt just took his ...

Portal Gun Replica

post image Price: $170 From: Hobby Search

For $170 please don't expect to receive a functional Portal Gun when you order this.  You will, however, get a fully functional, very ...

Chemistry Wall Clock

post image Price: $17.99 From: Amazon

Need a gift idea for that nerdy egg-head [insert relation]? This clock's modest requirements for operation are 1 AA battery and perpetual ...

Liquid Ass

post image Price: $5.84 From: Amazon

Too lazy to eat some wet chorizo burritos to generate that eau de shart? Spray a dab of Liquid Ass to piss off some assholes in the elevator. ...

Army of Darkness Necronomicon Book

post image Price: $35.00 From: Amazon

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!  And this is the Army of Darkness Necronomicon Book.   Any ...

Back to the Future DeLorean Lego Set

post image Price: $129.99 From: Amazon

Great Scott!  It's the Back to the Future DeLorean Lego Set.   Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly.  You need this, and you needed ...