Love-Making Music by Elaine’s (Seinfeld) Boss: Peace of Our Minds

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We don't know how we got our hands on this Amazon product but we did. This includes vol. 1 and volume 2. 10 tunes on each suite for sikibereen, ...

Justin Bieber Life-Size Standup Poster

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Alone on Valentines Day? Even if you're not, prescribe yourself a healthy dose of Bieber fever with this life-size standup poster. Click here to ...

Giant Gummy Bear 5 Pounds – Cherry Flavored Giant Gummy Bear

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These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious as their lilliputian cousins except about a thousand times better because it's 5 ...

Sexy Valentines Day Pink Fuzzy Furry Lovers Handcuffs

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Metal handcuffs for novelty use. Comes with two keys, also has a safety switch so no key needed. Click here to purchase the Sexy Valentines Day ...

Lisa, the Perfect Woman (A.I. Robot)

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She gives massages, cleans and cooks meals. Sounds perfect to me. Click here to purchase the Lisa, the Perfect Woman (A.I. ...

Solid Milk Chocolate Unique Novelty Gourmet Candy Gift Boxed Kiss My Ass & Heart For Adults

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Solid Milk Chocolate Unique Novelty Gourmet Candy Gift Boxed Kiss My Ass & Heart For Adults. Actual product packaging and materials may ...

Control Your Man Remote Controller

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Control Your Man Remote Controller This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try and control ...

Bacon Flavored Lube

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 Is your love-making wallowing in the mud? Is the ole Cave of Wonders drier than your mother-in-laws...martini? Wanna REALLY make things sizzle? ...

Snail Slime Facial Cream

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Apparently, I was sleeping under a rock when Snail Slime Facial Creme became a fad. Supposedly, antioxidant-rich, Snail Slime [supposedly] has ...

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cologne

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Ah, finally the scent I have been looking for...one that will attract fatties from miles away. Nothing short of wearing a beer-hat with ...

Dexter Blood Slide Earrings

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Tonight's the night...and it will happen again, and again...you'll continue to make blood slide earrings out of your victims until the new season ...

Shit Bitch Bear

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 Shakespeare speared honeys with iambic pentameter, Justin Timberlake shook his bleached tips all over your camera, and Brad Pitt just took his ...