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St. Patty’s Day Condoms, Variety 12-Pack

Complete your N-STRIKE arsenal and prepare for the ultimate in battery-powered blasting. Be ready for any battle with the yellow N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 blaster – an awesome, fully automatic dart cannon with three tactical rails. Load the blaster with fresh batteries and fire at a rate of up to three darts per second. Watch as the belt feeds automatically through the blaster, letting the barrage of firepower continue as you battle your opponent. The piston-powered internal launching system makes it an unstoppable force. Switch to single-shot mode for precision blasting. Product Description * Blaster comes with ammo box, removable tripod, 25-dart belt, 25 Whistler Darts and instructions

Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Dart Blaster

Waste your money on these blue/black pens that look just like syringes. Perfect gift idea for the doctors, nurses, and wannabe’s in your life.

Syringe Needle Pens

The UFO detector continually monitors its surrounding area for any magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies.

UFO Detector

Win your own Game of Thrones with this wooden masterpiece. And best part is that this piece is classy and beautiful enough to compliment the dinner table – no need to enter a standard porcelain bathroom ever again.

Wooden Throne Toilet

• Playing Fetch is more fun when it’s hands-free
• Patented design lets you shoot the included ball in any direction
• Shoots up to 220 feet
• No assembly required
• 4 tennis balls included

Hyper Dog Ball Launcher

Alright, a shout out to all of my fantasy geeks out there! HBO has created a fire-proof fiber-glass replica of the Iron Throne from their Game of Thrones franchise! Made for that rich-but-stupid-enough-to-pay-$30k type of nerd. Regardless, this behemoth of a chair (measuring in at about 7 feet tall and 5 wide) is intimidating…scare off your daughters prospective dates with ease!

Iron Throne Replica (Game of Thrones)

Master Chief….the iconic protagonist of the ever-popular Halo series. How many fan boys have dreamed of being him? Rubie’s Costume Co. is now offering the next best thing: cos-playing him. Oddly enough, I surmise any geek who can pull off the silent/deadly demeanor of our hero may actually pick up a Cortana cos-player at the next convention. Just make sure you ask before you teabag her.

Halo 3 Master Chief Costume

LEGO Heavy Weapons provides you with the schematics to build a Desert Eagle handgun with working kickback, an AKS-74U assault rifle with a rifle stock that folds, and a bolt-action Lee Enfield sniper rifle.

LEGO Heavy Weapons

Are you sick of rummaging through drawers and boxes looking for the right tool? Is it getting to be too much to remember where you placed that screwdriver? Is your hostage getting away?

Finally, every tool you could ever need in one convenient hand-held solution. This is the perfect gift to purchase that crackhead burglar friend of yours, I mean look, it’s got screwdrivers, wire cutters, pliers, can opener, files, a hammer, and even a murder axe for unruly hostages*.

*Awesome Waste of Money does NOT condone burglary, murder, or any other criminal behavior. If you are considering a home invasion, please consider alternative methods of procuring money or a thrill.

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