OPMOD Battle Mug
Price: $250 From: Opticsplanet
We know what you have been thinking ever since you left the suave danger of your binge-drinking, roof jumping, back-alley knife-fighting teenage ...
Wooden Ballista Kit
Price: $22.25 From: Amazon
So I am assuming since you are here, that office war with that annoying asshole Tim has just gotten real. Now you can have the upper hand with this ...
Bug Vacuum Gun
Price: $29.99 From: ThinkGeek
Spiders, flies, and bugs! Oh my! The Bug Vacuum Gun sucks, literally. Did you flip a coin and decide to be merciful to that pesky fly that's been ...
Batarangs
Price: $10.95 From: Amazon
A must have for aspiring crime fighters like me. This seriously needs very little description, if you don't already have ...
Dark Knight Arm Gauntlets
Price: $36.95 From: Amazon
This is something my secret vigilante gear has been lacking for some time. One of the most annoying aspects of fighting crime is ...
Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks
Price: $24.99 From: Amazon
As if this franchise did not have enough memorabilia. Great, just great, now your collection is incomplete...again! Acquiesce to the dark side ...
Condiment Gun
Price: $17.95 From: Amazon
The condiment gun is a great tool for taking hostages in a food fight, pistol whipping people trying to steal your fries, and getting that perfect ...
Legend of Zelda Master Sword
Price: $37.93 From: Amazon
If you are like me, the Legend of Zelda franchise has made a huge impact on your life. If you are like me, you are probably a looser. Difference ...
Dead Space Plasma Cutter
Price: $239.99 From: Amazon
Guys: This awesomely detailed life-sized replica of Isaac Clarke's plasma cutter from Dead Space 2 is fucking amazing. Don't be afraid of it ...
James Bond Golden Gun Replica
Price: $429.99 From: Entertainment Earth
The penis mightier, Trebek, but not mightier than the James Bond Golden Gun Replica (shame on you if you didn't get that rather clever ...
Branch Sword
Price: $23.99 From: Naama Agassi
Ah, the good ol' days. A time when you could beat the shit out of your friends with sticks and not end up in jail. The Branch Holder ...
Iphone Pepper Spray Case
Price: $49.90 From: Guardian Angel
Alright picture this: you've got your head up your ass and your eyes on your cellphone. Your'e texting your friend about how drunk you got ...
