Nothing fancy, just cool…really, really cool.

Glow in the Dark Pixelated Gamer Sunglasses

Leonardo DiCaprio not included. This special diamond may not be from the actual Titanic, but its symbolism will last forever.

Titanic Hope Diamond

Get lucky           .

St. Patty’s Day Condoms, Variety 12-Pack

Join the Dark Side with this officially licensed hoodie based on the classic Star Wars series! White hoodie features a printed design based on the Storm Trooper’s armor – a must for any fan’s wardrobe! Adult men’s sizes.

Star Wars ‘I’m a Trooper’ Hoodie

…and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction Bad Mother $&#@er Wallet

Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname “The Mule,” the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Ray Finkle Football Shirt: Laces Out!

The T-Qualizer Raver is a sound sensitive flashing equalizer t-shirt designed to heat things up while you move. Perfect for the club, or concerts this T-Qualizer harnesses enough positive energy to make even a Barry Manilow concert cool.

T-Qualizer Light up Raver Shirt

The Barbarian Collection has arrived! The mightiest of all the Beard Heads, the new Barbarian Collection sprouts epic manliess from every pore of its very being! With an seemingly endless explosion of powerful hair bursting forth from your face, you’re sure to conquer any obstacle you encounter by sheer intimidation alone! All Barbarian Collection products have beards attached by two buttons. Beards can be adjusted and/or removed at any time! If you have another loosely knit cap or beanie that the beard’s buttons can fit into, then you can attach the Barbarian beard to it whenever you like! Amazing!

Barbarian Beard Head

The perfect Valentine’s Day or Father’s Day gift for that like-minded jerky lover in your life. These are not intended to be consumed, although who’s going to resist?!?

Brief Jerky – Beef Jerky Underwear

This gold-digging, chick-magnetizing, overall AWESOME gold shirt is 22 karat gold. For an additional $10, it also comes with a baseball bat so you can fend off the flock of women that will stampede you to get a piece of your action. Buyer beware.

The Ultimate Chick Magnet: $230,000 Gold Shirt